我不相信
密尔先生在机场等候登机时，发现有一个计算机秤可以测量体重和算命。他往投币孔里丢了25 美分，计算机屏幕显示出“你体重为195磅，已婚，前往圣地亚哥。”密尔站在那儿，目瞪口呆。
又有一个人投了25美分，计算机显示出“你体重为184磅，离异，前往芝加哥。”密尔先生问那人“你是真的离异，要去芝加哥？”“对。”那人答道。 “我不信，”密尔先生说道，诧异不已，于是，他走到男盥洗室换掉衣服，带上墨镜，又走到那机器前。计算机显示出“你的体重仍是195磅。你仍是已婚，你刚刚误了去圣地亚哥的飞机。”
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While Mr. Mill waited at the airport to board1 his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot2, and the computer screen displayed: “Your weigh 195 pounds, you’re married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Mr. Mill stood there dumfounded3. |
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Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced4 and you’re on your way to Chicago.” Mr. Mill said to the man, “Are you divorced and on your way to Chicago? ”“Yes,” came the reply. “I don’t believe it.” Says Mr. Mill,amazed5. Then he rushed to the men’s room where he changed his clothes and put on dark glasses. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married, and you just missed your plane to San Diego.” |
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